I’m watching Ultimate Spider-Man on Netflix and this fucker named Carnage makes his debut. He acts like something between a puppy and a little kid and keeps making these little shrieking noises. It’s absolutely adorable and I do not approve!
what if your pillow could collect your dreams and when you wake up you plug it into your computer and watch them over again
i dont think my friends understand. when i say my room is messy i dont mean “cute” messy where i have a jacket hanging here and there i mean messy as in fuckin trash island where garbage citizens hold elections over who will become the next trash overlord it’s fuckin gross
the point of pouring a shit ton of ice water over yourself is because when one suffers from amyotrophic lateral sclerosis (ALS) one of the effects the disease has is a numbness throughout the body, as well as struggling to breathe, and both these are meant to temporarily happen when doused in freezing water. It’s to raise awareness of what ALS feels like and encourage donations towards research and cures.
-hair flips dramatically-
I might have to buy this one.
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those cashiers that let you buy things when you’re missing a few cents deserve to live forever
i was about to say something but then i realized just how this screencap must look out of context and i’m so sorry
Ultimate Spider-Man - Itsy Bitsy Spider-Man
Danny Rand/Iron Fist in season 1 of Ultimate Spider-Man
Jim Beaver just made the Ice Bucket Challenge haters sit down and shutup
Disclaimer: You will probably cry when you watch the video
It was also started by a guy with ALS.
today at work i asked a customer if he wanted french vanilla creamer with his coffee and he said no because he wanted the “heterosexual” creamer instead and it just blows my mind that straight people say shit about how queer people “force our sexuality on them” because i have never met a single queer person who has done something like assign a sexuality to coffee creamer
what does heterosexual creamer even mean
no homogenized milk
WHAT IS YOUR SUPERVILLAIN NAME?
egad! its the shadow of hopelessness
BEHOLD!!! THE BIBLE NAZI!!!!!! BOOOOOOMMM!!!
BEHOLD!!! THE WHINY LITTLE BITCH
THE OVERWHELMING CAR ALARM
The Overwhelming Car Alarm? Well, I am annoying.
THE HORRIFYING… Coke Fiend? I sincerely hope that they mean the soda
THE SELF RIGHTEOUS DECISION TO GIVE UP
BEHOLD! THE touchy feely bible camp staff
and swapped is
The obsessive; decision to give up
The overwhelming little bitch